Anyway,I went to school did stuff,and my PE teacher found my Airsoft sling that I lost this summer...
I decided to do sports day in my BDU,because it was muddy day.I managed to win the 100 meter sprint in it,somehow(I think Military boots give you an advantage on muddy ground against sneakers)Anyway,during the tug of war, the sling,which was in my dump-pouch-pocket-thing,fell out.
He found it today by the top part of the field,caked in mud.
Now I don't have to pester my friends for a sling anymore!
I will break your legs in your sleep and brain you with a car battery you Insolent cretin.