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I just couldn't help it... I know I've slacked off on the blog over the past couple days, I think it'll become a once-a-week thing.

However, I've been waiting for a good RAGEPOST to include in a blog, and tonight I found one. So this mini blog is about just that post.

It took me like four tries to read this post, so its actually a combination of a RAGEPOST and THE TRANSLATOR... aka the RAGELATOR.

3.5 THE RAGELATOR

OK SO FIRST OFF WHAT IM LOOKING FOR IS ABOUGHT FOUR PEOPLE AND ALSO SOME NICE MODS I NEED 4 PEOPLE WITH NICE VERY NICE MODS TO A CAR OR WHO NOES A NEW CAR BUT MUST BE VERY NICEE LIKE THE DODGE RAM TRUCKS OF THE 49 COUPE I WILL PUT THE 20MIN VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AS A SERIES AND YES IVE ALREADY GOT THE OKK SO IF ANYONE HAS ANY NICE MODS AND EATHER WOULD LIKE ME TO USE THEM AND YOU NOT BE PLAYING OR 4 PEOPLE WITH COOL MODS THAT WOULD LIKE TO PLAY IF YOU LET ME USE I MOD I WILL NOT REALSE AND YESS I WILL GIVE THEM BACK THATS WHAT IM LOOKING FOR THANK AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY

Well its pretty obvious that he wants to make a video... the caps lock tells the whole story there.

But, can it be translated?

Well, I was gonna try to break it down into sentences, but I can't. Its one giant sentence. There goes that idea.

OK SO FIRST OFF WHAT IM (I'M)
LOOKING FOR IS ABOUGHT (ABOUT)
FOUR PEOPLE AND ALSO SOME NICE MODS I NEED 4 PEOPLE WITH NICE VERY NICE MODS TO A CAR OR WHO NOES (KNOWS) A NEW CAR
BUT MUST BE VERY NICEE (NICE)
LIKE THE DODGE RAM TRUCKS OF (OR?)
THE 49 COUPE I WILL PUT THE 20MIN VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AS A SERIES AND YES IVE ALREADY GOT THE OKK (OK)
SO IF ANYONE HAS ANY NICE MODS AND EATHER (EITHER)
WOULD LIKE ME TO USE THEM AND YOU NOT BE PLAYING OR 4 PEOPLE WITH COOL MODS THAT WOULD LIKE TO PLAY IF YOU LET ME USE I MOD I WILL NOT REALSE (CAN HAS?)
AND YESS (YES)
I WILL GIVE THEM BACK THATS (THAT'S)
WHAT IM (I'M)
LOOKING FOR THANK AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY (YOU DO TOO BUDDY)

Wow... just... wow.

1. SCREENSHOT OF THE DAY



WIN.

2. THE TRANSLATOR

Hi leute ich hab ein kleines Problemm ich kann seit dem ich das Löschflugzeug eingefügt habb die Wasserwerfer (Die Wasserstrahlen) nicht mehr sehen ich hab das löschflugzeug bereits entfernt aber es tut immer noch nicht . auch nach einer neu Instalation nicht

Hi I have a clean problem with the Liebherr crane falling into the water. (DIE WATER). Last night I drove the Liebherr into the lake and it suddenly became night time. Good night I'm busy installing.

3. RAGE POST OF THE DAY!!!11oneone

who banned me and why

New guy registers an account.

New guy clears cookies after visiting some *ahem* websites he shouldn't be.

New guy sees post about a vehicle he wants and quickly tries to reply "CAN I BETA TEST PLZ? I HAVE EXPERIENCE."

New guy instead gets message about being banned (this happens when you try to reply without being logged in).

And then it gets weird:

New guy LOGS IN (first hint that MAYBE YOU AREN'T BANNED)

New guy MAKES A POST (second hint that MAYBE YOU AREN'T BANNED)

Conclusion: FAIL

4. SIR, YOUR CAR NEEDS TO BE BUSHED AND SET... PUSHED IN A BUSH AND SET ON FIRE

1949-Ford-Club-Coupe-Public-Beta

Gabe's '49 Ford sure looks like a fun car





...






TO CRUSH WITH A MONSTER TRUCK.

(Sorry Gabe, your vehicles crash and damage so well that its just as much fun to look at the damage that can be done to them as well as it is to drive them).

WILDCARD

1. We need some kind of auto-image resizing here. Then again, my blog wouldn't be my blog without a giant image spanning the entire screen making the formatting go way out of wack.

2. IN OTHER NEWS:

The Invited section of the forum is on its usual "P***ING CHALLENGE" rampage:

since you always tend to complain

What the hell is your problem?

i do not really care about you b****ing around

get out of my threads and leave me alone.

You fool.

I've got an attitude problem

Your attitude stinks.

I love a good drama thread.

Before others get involved into this or it results in an invited rampage...

LOL... its good entertainment at least.

1. SCREENSHOT OF THE DAY

Well, todays choices were kind of limited since all the forum attachments seem to be broken. However, this one caught my eye:



Wow. That looks awesome.

2. THE TRANSLATOR

bonjour à vous tous , je c'est que les grue que je site dans mon sujet a été retiré du site pour raison copyright .... , mais soyon sympas , beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont déja je pense , et je voudrais savoir si il y aurait quelqu'un qui pourrai me les envoyer par mail svp.

mon mail : ***********@hotmail.com

merci d'avance

Hi everyone, I love this crane so much I added a light bar and spinners but it got removed from the repository because the original owner didn't like my changes. I spent 5 hours positioning the light bar and another three hours making spinners in MS paint and now I'm really REALLY mad. I am going to perform a DDoS attack on this website now. If you want it to stop here is my email.

mon mail : **********@hotmail.com

Thanks in advance.

3. RAGE POST OF THE DAY!!!11oneone

HELP!!!! HOW DO YOU GET BIG RIGS TRAILERS INGAME????

How do you?? Any help is apreciated!

Thank You!

YOU MAD? You REALLY want that trailer don't you - so bad you forgot how to use the spacebar, CAPSLOCK, AND how to spell appreciated? SOMEONE GET HIM THAT TRAILER - FAST.

4. SIR, YOUR CAR NEEDS TO BE BUSHED AND SET... PUSHED IN A BUSH AND SET ON FIRE

Well there are no good pictures for me to look at for WIP vehicles since attachments are broken. I'll have to wait for this one I guess.

5. WILDCARD

I like the new forum... its a sure sign that a project is growing when you outgrow a piece of forum software. I just wish the attachments would have been carried over, as looking at the stuff that people are working on is always fun.

On another note, I'm waiting for the MP servers to come back up - I've had a lot of fun driving around with people in multiplayer, it seems to be decently stable at the moment. I still wish we could winch/tow/ram into each other though...

Well I figured I would add something to my blog here because I wanted to see what this was all about, and how it works.

Since I do not create things for RoR like I used to, BUT I still really enjoy reading and participating on these forums, my blog will be about... the forum itself.

So I will try to update my blog once a day over the weekdays.

This blog will include various things I find interesting throughout the forum. It will be divided into several sections:

1. SCREENSHOT OF THE DAY - this will come from the screenshots section, and will simply be a screenshot that I find cool/funny/etc.

2. THE TRANSLATOR - this will be where I dive into one of the international forums, copy and paste a post here and attempt to translate it into English.

3. RAGE POST OF THE DAY!!!11oneone - this will be where I find the best from some very angry person somewhere on the forums

4. SIR, YOUR CAR NEEDS TO BE BUSHED AND SET... PUSHED IN A BUSH AND SET ON FIRE - Here I will find a new(ish) project that looks like it has some potential, and share it here

5. WILDCARD - this last section will change from day to day.